Justin Bieber Now Avaliable To Lick At Your Own Pleasure

It’s hard to know when you’ve achieved ultimate glory. For football players, gracing the cover of computer games is enough to know they’ve reached the dizzy heights of fame, though the modern player will argue that having a kiss and tell story whored out to the press is the current recognition of stardom. But what about popstars?
Of course, the obligatory merchandising goes with any musician, as branded calendars are labelled as highly collectable, easily enticing young fans to whip out their wallets. Surely every piece of tat to buy has been covered?
Well we certainly thought so, but try telling that to Justin Bieber. Despite just learning to walk, the crooning runt has recently released a perfume called ‘Someday.’ And now, he’s got the flavours of that and remixed them into a new product called the Bieber Bocker Glory. Whilst this sounds like some sort of sordid sex act, we’ve been told it’s an ice cream.

A fistful of dust could be sold to fans of Justin Bieber due to his unique ability to peddle any only tosh. However, it appears that some thought has gone into this strange ice cream creation. Even though perfume is just smelly water, all sorts of PR guff gets thrown around to try and make us think that we’re splashing our necks with ancient African fire herbs. The Bieber Bocker Glory simply takes the notes of the scent and blends them into something you can shove down your throat. It contains:

“Wild berry and vanilla ice cream, pear, lavender sprinkles, and edible glitter.”

Unconfirmed reports have us believe that the dessert will be severed up on a silver tray by a unicorn that’ll be firing a rainbow out of its horn and whistling the theme to Match Of The Day. If this was to happen, then expect to pay through the nose for the privilege, but for now, you’ll just have to trudge over to Harrods in London where you’ll no doubt be robbed blind for something that cost about £2 to literally whip up.
Sadly, there’s more Justin Bieber ice cream news.
It’s also been reported by a fanatical Bieber blog that Nestle have decided to produce ice cream bearing the Canadian singers face. In honour of his nation, we can only assume that the normal and slightly boring chocolate flavour will go out the window. Instead, we’ll be treated to a taste of Canada – like the taste of smashed in seals heads with thick sticky blood being replaced by strawberry sauce. But where can you buy this tasty treat? Don’t run down the supermarket at once now, it’s only available in Israel for some unknown reason.
Poor Israel, it isn’t like they have enough problems already without a gurning Justin Bieber ice cream bar to deal with.

Justin Bieber: Hollywood’s Biggest Brat?

Fox News wants to know if when a 16 now 17-year-old is surrounded by yes-men and never hears the word “no,” will he eventually turn into a spoiled little brat? The answer seems to be yes if recent reports are any indication.
To wit, many who’ve worked with Justin Bieber have labeled him as such.

• Marg Helgenberger from CSI described Bieber as “kind of a brat” during his guest appearance on the show. She claimed he locked one of the producers in a closet and put his fist through a cake on the craft services table. Because he’s a tough guy. Grr.
• David Koch, host of Australian morning show Sunrise, said he put on a sub-par performance during rehearsals and screamed “don’t ever f**king touch me again,” at the floor manager who tried to direct him. Koch added, “I thought, ‘maybe someone needs to drag you aside and give you a bit of a slap.’”
• A few months ago, Bieber snubbed a fan at a Philippine airport who patiently and excitedly waited for him and ignored another fan who wanted an autographed CD.
• Another report has Justin Bieber shoving a female photographer after she came too close to him while another has him flipping off the paparazzi.

More recently, a source says on a flight from LA to Asia, Bieber refused to cooperate with flight staff when they asked him to take his seat for takeoff.

“He then gave the staff a really hard time the whole flight, nobody could believe it,” said the source. “And then at the end, the Captain introduced himself to Justin and kindly asked for an autograph, and he rudely refused.”

Whatever. Justin Bieber is a big important star. Let me ask you this, Captain of the SS Lame, have you ever performed in sold out arenas across the world? Do you have millions of dollars in the bank? Are you banging Selena Gomez? I rest my case. Inconse-what? I said, I REST MY CASE! Good day, sir!

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez split?

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have reportedly split after a row about his rapper friends. The teenage heartthrob has been kicking back with the likes of former jailbird Lil Wayne, child burglar Sean Kingston and Rihanna's violent ex Chris Brown – much to Gomez' disapproval, according to The Sun. Gomez, 19, is said to have ordered him to stop associating with the stars after Bieber, 17, arrived at one of her gigs in Florida with Kingston, 21, last week. "Selena told him to stop hanging with these people,” an insider said. "She didn't want him to crash her gig. They had a huge row and said it was good they were having time apart while she was on tour." And a second source revealed Bieber was reduced to tears, much to his girlfriend's distress.

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Justin Bieber has denied reports that he and Selena Gomez have split up as he gushed about his girlfriend at the Teen Choice Awards. The 19-year-old Disney star was rumoured to have called off her relationship with the teenage pop star. But the couple looked happier than ever at yesterday's ceremony in Los Angeles. They were pictured holding hands and sitting together at the event, where the Wizards Of Waverly Place actress picked up five trophies. And Bieber later gushed to reporters about Gomez. He told MTV.com: "I feel like she's relatable to a lot of different teenagers. She's kind of girl-next-door; she's real cool. She's very nice. She's a very nice girl." The Never Say Never star scored four awards on the night, including the Choice Male Artist award.

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